the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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