Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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