I want to make a zoo with you.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Reggie can tackle my bush.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
