Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
