That's intense
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
