The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
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