I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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