I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Two words: blizzard sex
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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