Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just found a bag of teeth...
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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