Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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