Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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