You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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