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(760): View more from California

can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?

(760): View more from California

oh geez, wrong person.

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(416): View more from Ontario

I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...

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(917): View more from New York City

we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.

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(818): View more from California

what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?

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(817): View more from Texas

she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.

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(205): View more from Alabama

This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?

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