Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
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