I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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