Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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