Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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