: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Just realized tomorrow is the anniversary of the time Dean and I glued DJ's leg back together with Neosporin and an Ace bandage. I'm bringing red velvet cupcakes to the party to celebrate.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
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