Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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