You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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