And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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