You really coming over, don't trick.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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