I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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