His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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