I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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