i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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