There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I just saw a hobo shake a payphone until it spat out a bunch of quarters. what a champ.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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