Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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