You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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