i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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