then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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