Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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