Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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