Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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