I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
The police scanner is talking about you again....
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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