did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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