I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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