i don't plan on having that self control this summer
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
Randomize
