it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
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