Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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