Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I'm sobbing to NWA
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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