i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
If it looks like I didn't change from last night, it's because I didn't.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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