roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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