at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
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