I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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