.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Randomize
