Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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