i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
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