it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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