3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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