Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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