All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I just want nice things and good sex
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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