I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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