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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
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