Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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