whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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