i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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