garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
I need a burrito and a hug.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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