batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
They should really pass out barf bags in church
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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